“A cute face is definitely hiding something” “Kawaii kao ni wa kanarazu nanikaga kakureteru” (カワイイ顔には必ず何かが隠れてる) The story of Gin Tama takes place in Edo (known today as Tokyo because of its name change in 1868), Japan, which was conquered by aliens called “Amanto” (天人?, “Sky People”) in the late Edo period. The...

“In troubled times, go and laugh, go and laugh” “Komatta toki wa warattoke warattoke” (困ったときは笑っとけ笑っとけ) The story of Gin Tama takes place in Edo (known today as Tokyo because of its name change in 1868), Japan, which was conquered by aliens called “Amanto” (天人?, “Sky People”) in the late Edo period. The samurai of...

“Marriage means a lifetime of misunderstandings” “Kekkon to wa kanchigai o isshōgai shitsuzukeru koto da” (結婚とは勘違いを一生涯し続けることだ) The story of Gin Tama takes place in Edo (known today as Tokyo because of its name change in 1868), Japan, which was conquered by aliens called “Amanto” (天人?, “Sky People”) in the...

“Since you’re a guy might as well try the swordfish” “Otoko nara toriaezu kajiki” (男ならとりあえずカジキ) & “Be careful if you sleep with the fan on or you will get stomachaches” “Senpūki tsukeppanashide neruto onaka kowashichau kara ki o tsukete”...

“Watch Out for Conveyor Belts!” “Beruto konbea ni wa ki o tsukero” (ベルトコンベアには気をつけろ) The story of Gin Tama takes place in Edo (known today as Tokyo because of its name change in 1868), Japan, which was conquered by aliens called “Amanto” (天人?, “Sky People”) in the late Edo period. The samurai of Japan fought the...

“Why is the Sea So Salty? Because You City Folk Pee Whenever You Go Swimming!” “Umi ga naze shoppai dato? Ome-ra tokaijin ga oyoginagara yō tashiteku kara darō-gaaa” (海がなぜしょっぱいだと?オメーら都会人が泳ぎながら用足してくからだろーがァァ) The story of Gin Tama takes place in Edo (known today as Tokyo because of its name change in...

“Oh Yeah! Our Crib is Number One!” “Aa yappari wagayaga ichiban da wa” (ああやっぱり我が家が一番だわ) The story of Gin Tama takes place in Edo (known today as Tokyo because of its name change in 1868), Japan, which was conquered by aliens called “Amanto” (天人?, “Sky People”) in the late Edo period. The samurai of Japan fought the...

“Sons Only Take After Their Fathers’ Negative Attributes” “Oyakotte no wa kirai na tokobakari niru mon da” (親子ってのは嫌いなとこばかり似るもんだ) The story of Gin Tama takes place in Edo (known today as Tokyo because of its name change in 1868), Japan, which was conquered by aliens called “Amanto” (天人?, “Sky People”)...

“If You Stop and Think About It, Your Life’s a Lot Longer As an Old Guy Than a Kid!” “Kangaetara jinseitte ossan ni natte kara no hō ga nagaijane-ka! kowa!!” (考えたら人生ってオッさんになってからの方が長いじゃねーか!怖っ!!) The story of Gin Tama takes place in Edo (known today as Tokyo because of its name change in 1868), Japan, which...

“Pets Resemble Their Owners” “Kainushi to petto wa niru” (飼い主とペットは似る) The story of Gin Tama takes place in Edo (known today as Tokyo because of its name change in 1868), Japan, which was conquered by aliens called “Amanto” (天人?, “Sky People”) in the late Edo period. The samurai of Japan fought the aliens, but after their...

“Boys Have a Weird Ritual That Makes Them Think They Turn Into Men When They Touch Frogs” “Otoko ni wa kaeru ni sawarete ichininmae mitai na wake no wakaranai rūru ga aru” (男にはカエルに触れて一人前みたいな訳のわからないルールがある) & “You Only Gotta Wash Under Your Armpits… Just the Armpits” “Waki dake arattokya...

“If You’re Going to Cosplay, Go All Out” “Kosupure suru nara kokoro made kazare” (コスプレするなら心まで飾れ) The story of Gin Tama takes place in Edo (known today as Tokyo because of its name change in 1868), Japan, which was conquered by aliens called “Amanto” (天人?, “Sky People”) in the late Edo period. The samurai of Japan...